Different Type of Breast Shapes Pictures
Breasts come in many different shapes. There's also a lot of different sizes and when combined with the different shapes, stages and variety; this can confuse a lot of people (mainly men but we won't hold it against them – although I'm sure they would like you to). There's not one particular breast name that will be fitting for you throughout your lifetime either – so let's dive in… (oh the puns).
1. The Peaches:
These are not as common as what everyone might think. The average breasts are actually very rare. Sorry to burst your bubble boys but when seen on screen or in magazines, these perfectly proportioned and naturally gravity defying bosoms are actually not as common as you think.
Also known as:
- The teenager
- The perfect
- The ideal
- The wish-I-still-had-em
- The photoshopped
2. The Conical
These can be found on any age of woman. Don't be fooled and think that these have had a hard life of breastfeeding or horse riding because they can belong to anyone.
Also known as:
- The relaxed
- The narrow
3. The wide set
Usually found on people who sleep on their stomachs. Just kidding!
4. The East – West
When your nipples are facing away from each other. These can be wide set also or they can be close set with your nipples facing away.
Also known as:
- The divorce
- The snobs
5. The Round
Just as full as they are on top as they are underneath. It's difficult to tell which way is up when you're doing a handstand.
6. The Day nappers
When your boobs are so high under your chin that you can rest your head on them and have a little nap.
Also known as:
- The portable pillow
- The chin resters
7. The close set
Whether you are small or large busted, your boobs are set very close together .
Also known as:
- Daylight savings
- Where's my necklace
- The permanent cleavage
8. The Itty bitty's
You might be jealous of your big busted friends but they are jealous of you too. They will never know what it's like to sleep on their stomach, buy pretty bras, run to catch the bus waving 2 hands or free-boobing. Argh the free-boobing.
9. The half – fed
Breastfeeding mums – you know this one. One side is empty, the other side is 3 cup sizes bigger and leaking and baby is sleeping. Welcome to motherhood.
10. The Roald Dahls
Also known as: Twits tits
11. The fought hard as hell!!!
12. The robots
13. The canoes
14. The watch where you're goings
Always pointing down and looking where you're going. Pity they don't seem to stop you from falling on your face though.
15. The desk resters
When your bra is just not doing its job – it's time to rest them on the desk in front of you and give your shoulders a break.
16. The Ian Thorpes
If this one needs explaining. Ian Thorpe is a swimming Australian hero – his nickname down under is Torpedo.
17. The Madonnas
Like a version – need we say more.
18. The milk jugs
aka when you've just had your baby and your milk comes in
19. Twin Peaks
20. The asymmetrical
21. The ski jumps
Also known as:
- Tear drop
- Bell
22. The ghosts
When there is just a nipple
23. The melons
When they look like a melon cut in half and stuck to your chest – round and hard. Usually seen with a skimpy triangular bikini skimming the nip.
Also known as:
- The pamelas
- The fake
- The are they reals
- The walk behinds
- The coconuts
24. The 'where did they come froms'
Usually when you least expect it – they appear from nowhere
25. The mad mens
Sporting one of the first restrictive bras and seen recently on series Mad men; also known as:
- The marilyns
- The sheepdogs (round them up and point them out)
26. The decorated
When you can't find enough places to pierce or these are your first option.
27. The Crayolas
Also known as:
Teachers pet
Different Type of Breast Shapes Pictures
Source: https://www.sugarcandybra.com/blog/breast-shapes